United Criminals Conference

Film's name: Elaan E Jung ...Two part LOTD ... Sadashiv Amrapurkar as Nag is priceless ... Goes to great lengths to explain how he would inject venom into his own father ... And the United Nations like conference is too brilliant for words ... Such an organized and well behaved forum of criminals the world will never see... And for some odd reason he squeals a certain portly Mumbai off spinner's name towards the end ... Go figure ... Did he say, "Powar is everything in the world??"

Second clip we see the mystery of the flying skeleton being solved ... An automated assembly line for removing all the skin and flesh and leaving your bones for a kindergarten display ... Imperious !!!

Karate

You have to hand it to Bappi Lahiri ... He can get away with the most ludicrous of lyrics and then start grooving about the IPL ... Only Mithun would dare to star in a film titled Karate based on the martial art and get away without knowing one move ... Legends are created thus ...

Jai Bajrang Bali

The original Ironman of India stops a plane about to take off with a rope and little help from an iron pole ... And a lot of assistance from Hanuman ...

Leg Split

Serving up the legendary Leg Splitting, Bike Balancing stunt from Phool Aur Kaante ... When you make your big screen debut in this fashion it sort of defines what you are identified with for the rest of your life ... Such remarkable stunts help erase the fact that the debutant in question is uglier than a crow ... If I was one of the extras he was blowing kisses to, I'd charge double the usual fees .... Cannot stomach the fact that he wont be doing such roles again .. Comedies and family films .. What is the world coming to !!! Sheesh !!